Ti se pare normal sa ii loveasca pe la spate ca niste curve parsive ,cred ca erau ei mult mai beti/drogati decat clientii care,sincer sa fiu nu am vazut sa sara la bataie,au luat-o in freza prin surprindere,asta da barbatie sa dai pe la spate si pe urma sa sara 3-4 pe unul singur ,astia sunt genul care nu merg singuri pe strada de frica,sper ca sunt la parnaie dac a facut cineva plangere,dovada nu trebuie sa gaseasca ptr ca au furnizat-o singuri.
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Asta cu lovitu pe la spate mi se pare si mie o mare parsivenie dar,cine a luat contact putin cu ceea ce inseamna Rusia stie prea bine ca ei nu sunt ca noi influentati de acest supraarpreciat spirit latin in care ne tiganim,certam si amenintam 30 de minute si nu se da o palma,la ei este simplu,scurt pe 2,vorbesti prost ti-ai luat-o fata avertizare.Sunt alta cultura,una dintre cele mai mare greseli pe care le poti face cu un rus este sa il injuri de familie,mai bine ii dai un pumn ca asa nu o ia prea personal.Enjoy the silence.Comment
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Hello... reveniti la topic.Comment
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NO ABS, NO ESP, NO AIRBAG....I DIE LIKE A MAN!Comment
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Trei candidati dau examenul de conducere la scoala de soferi.
Instructorul care ii examineaza ii intreaba: -Fiecare sa-si imagineze ca este la munte si ruleaza pe un drum ingust cu 80 km/h. In stanga e muntele, in dreapta e prapastia. Deodata apar in fata o tanara si o batranica. Ce calcati?
-Baba, ca e pacat de pustoaica, raspunde primul
- Fata, ca mai are sanse desupravietuire dupa accident, raspunde al doilea
- Pe amandoua, ca orice viraj e periculos in aceste conditii, zice si al treilea.
-Sunteti picati toti,tipa instructorul exasperat, Frana trebuie calcata,nebunilor!
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Un barbat se pregateste sa traverseze strada, cand deodata o voce suava se aude in spatele lui:
-Nu traversa!
Omul nu traverseaza si chiar in fata lui are loc accident groaznic, trece un autobuz pe rosu si pietonii mor toti. Ajunge barbatul la gara, vrea sa cumpere un bilet la tren, si aceeasi voce ii sopteste:
-Nu cumpara bilet la trenul asta!
Omul nu cumpara, si a doua zi afla ca trenul a deraiat si au murit toti calatorii.
-Doamne, iti multumesc ca ai grija de mine!
-Nu este Domnul, sopteste vocea suava, sunt eu, ingerul tau pazitor! Mi-am facut doar datoria!
-Hmmm ingerul meu pazitor stii, tare mult mi-am dorit sa te vad si sa-ti multumesc, nu ai putea sa te transformi intr-o gaza , un fluture
-Ok, fluture sa fie!
Indata, un fluture vine si se aseaza in palma omului. Omul inchide brusc pumnul, mormaind printre dintii inclestati:
-Si cand m-am insurat, pe unde zici ca umblai, nenorocitule???Nu sunt complet inutil... Cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altiiComment
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There are some interesting people out there....
Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans
brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show,
'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.'
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question.
The question was:
'Which of the following is the largest?'
A) A Peanut
An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as
Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
Evans made the decision to use the first of her
three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend
for the remaining ten seconds.
'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans.
'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Caution...they walk among us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
***They walk amongst us!***
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*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
***They walk among us!!***
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'
***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!Comment
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[YOUTUBE]WSsBUdHrqao[/YOUTUBE]SHIT HAPPENS ... and when shit happens you'd better have a lot of toilet paper :doh:Comment
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Dupa multa vreme, Popescu isi scoate nevasta la restaurant.. Cand isi lasa pardesiele, garderobiera zambeste: Buna seara, domnule Popescu! Nevasta il interogheaza imediat: De unde te stie asta!? Tu ai mai fost aici fara mine! Nu, draga, a fost femeie de serviciu la noi la firma! Se asaza. Vine chelnerul: Buna seara, domnule Popescu, la aperitiv ca de obicei? Sotia se face vanata: Aha! Te cunoaste si stie si ce-ti place! Da, sigur, a lucrat la noi la bufet, dar s-au facut restructurari. Scena se repeta cu tot personalul din restaurant, inclusiv portarul care le cheama un taxi. In masina femeia explodeaza: Tu ma crezi proasta, adica eu nu-mi dau seama ca..., vorbind intr-un torent tot drumul, pana ce soferul se intoarce razand: Don Popescu, pe cinstea mea, din cate curve am dus cu dv., asta-i cea mai a dracului!Nu sunt complet inutil... Cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altiiComment
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ATENTIE!
Nu stiu cati dintre voi isi fac cumparaturile la Carrefour dar va este folositor sa fiti preveniti. E ceva ce mi s-a intamplat mie la Carrefour si vi s-ar putea intampla si voua. Escrocheria functioneaza in urmatorul fel:
Doua pustoaice bune de 18 ani se apropie de masina in timp ce incarcati cumparaturile in portbagaj. Amandoua incep sa stearga parbrizul de la masina cu o carpa in timp ce sanii le atarna afara din tricouri. Este imposibil sa nu te uiti. Cand le multumesti si le oferi niste bani, ele te roaga ca in loc de asta sa le duci la un alt magazin Carrefour.
Accepti si ele suie pe bancheta din spate. Pe drum incep sa faca sex una cu alta. Dupa un timp una dintre ele trece in fata si incepe sa iti faca sex oral. In acest timp cealalta iti fura portofelul!
Va sfatuiesc sa fiti foarte atenti deoarece mie mi s-a intamplat lunea trecuta, miercuri, de doua ori joi, sambata si din nou ieri... acum ma duc din nou.Comment
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